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An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun.
The officer signals for her to pull over, and then walks over and asks her with a snarl, βWhatβs the rush?β
βIβm late for work,β the old lady replies.
βUh huh, sure!β snaps the officer, βAnd what do you do?β
She replies, βIβm a rectal distender.β
The cop responds, βA what? A rectal distender? And what is that, exactly?β
She answers, βWell, you see, I start by putting a finger in, then another, then I work up to three fingers, four fingers, until the whole hand is in.β
βI work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then slowly but surely I extend the rectum, until itβs about 6 feet wide.β
The officer is shocked, βAnd what the heck do you do with a 6 foot asshole?β
She responds,
βGive him a speed gun and put him by the side of the road.β