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An atheist was walking through the woods admiring the nature around him.
βWhat majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals,β he said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.
He turned to look, and suddenly saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him!
He ran up the path as fast as he could.
He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was gaining on him.
Terrified, he ran even faster.
He looked over his shoulder again, and now the bear was even closer.
In his haste, the man tripped on a root and fell to the ground.
He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the atheist cried out, βOh my God!β
Time stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky.
βYou deny my existence for all these years, teach others that I donβt exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?β
The atheist looked directly into the light and said,
βIt would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR a Christian?β
βVery well,β said the voice.
The light went out.
The sounds of the forest resumed.
And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke,
βLord bless this food which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen.β