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There were two statues standing in the park.
One of a naked man, and one of a naked woman.
They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years.
One day an angel comes down from the sky and with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, “As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters,”…
“You have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you’ve wished to do the most.”
The male statue looks longingly at his female statue companion.
The female statue returns his lustful gaze.
They go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel looks at it’s watch, “Umm, you have fifteen minutes left… would you care to do it again?”
The male statue winks at his female companion, “Shall we?”
She eagerly replies, “Oh yes, lets! But we should change the positions,”…
“This time, I’ll hold the pigeon down, and you crap on it’s head!”
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