Funny Joke: Amber Heard comes home totally trashed and flops into bed beside Johnny Depp

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Amber Heard comes home from the bar, drunkest she’s been in a long time, then collapses into bed next to Johnny Depp.

Later, she’s woken by a brilliant flash of light at the end of the bed – which a still sleeping Depp, seems oblivious to.

St. Peter appears in all his glory, standing over the two of them.

“Amber unfortunately you have died of alcohol poisoning,” says St. Peter.

She is obviously distraught, and begs and pleads with the saint to be given another chance at life.

“Well…” says St. Peter, thumbing through his saintly handbook, “There is a little known rule which might help.”

“Apparently you can be reincarnated in special circumstances if you wish, but only as a dog or as a chicken I’m afraid..”

Amber, living next door to a chicken farm, agrees to be reincarnated as a chicken.

*POOF* – she is suddenly a chicken, pecking around the chicken farm.

A rooster approaches and says, “Hey! You must be a new arrival here! How’s everything going?”

“Pretty good,” says Amber, “though my stomach feels a bit funny..”

“Well, you’re obviously about to lay an egg! Give it a try; push one out!”

So she wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and out pops a nice egg!

“That felt great!” thinks Amber, “I think I’ll lay another one!”

So again she wriggles and squirms and wriggles and squirms and then…

Johnny angrily wakes her up and screams in a rage,

“For heaven’s sake Amber! You’ve crapped the bed again!”

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