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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
“Hello, could I buy a single condom? I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom, and as the young man was leaving, he returns and says,
“Actually, give me another condom because my girlfriend’s sister is very cute too.”
“She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me, and I think I might strike lucky there also.”
The pharmacist gives him a second condom, and as the young man was leaving again, he turns back and says,
“Better yet, I’d like another condom because my girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes eye contact.”
“Since she invited me for dinner, I think I’m in with a good chance when I’m done with the other two.”
During dinner, the young stud sat with his girlfriend on the left, the sister on his right, and the mum facing him.
When the Dad walks in, the young man lowers his head and starts the dinner prayer.
“Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you’ve given us.”
One minute later, the young man was still praying, “Thank you Lord for your kindness…”
Ten minutes go by, and he is still praying, keeping his head down very close to the table.
They all looked at each other surprised – his girlfriend was even more surprised than the others.
She leans in close to him and whispers, “I never knew you were so religious.”
Our young hero, with his head still lowered, whispers,
“I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!”
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