Funny Joke: A wife was cheating on her husband – but one day he came home early from work

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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and sneaks into the bedroom closet.

A few minutes later, the woman hears her husband arrive home, so hurriedly hides her lover in the closet – not knowing the boy was hiding in there also.

The little boy says, “It sure is dark in here.”

The man says, “Yes, it is.”

The boy says, “I have a baseball.”

The man replies, “That’s nice.”

“Want to buy it?”

“No, thanks.”

“My dad’s outside.”

The man sighs, “OK, how much?”

“$250!”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

The boy says, “It sure is dark in here.”

The man responds, “Yes, it is.”

“I have a baseball glove.”

The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?

“$750?”

The man sighs again, “Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, “Grab your glove, let’s go outside and have a game of catch.”

The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my baseball and my glove.”

The father asks, “How much did you sell them for?”

The boy grins, “$1000”

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that, it’s way more than those two things cost.”

“I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, “It sure is dark in here.”

The priest exclaims,

“Holy smokes, how much this time?”

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