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A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to an adult club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, βHey, Dave! How ya doinβ?β
His wife is puzzled and asks if heβs been to this club before.
βOh no,β says Dave. βHeβs on my bowling team.β
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if heβd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, βHow did she know that you drink Budweiser?β
βSheβs in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them.β
Just then, a performer comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says, βHi Davey. Want your usual dance?β
Daveβs wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab.
Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the woman must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says,
βGeez Dave, looks like you picked up a real feisty one tonight.β
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