Funny Joke: A redneck goes to the doctor

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A redneck goes to the doctor,…

Who after examining him says, β€œYou have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think you will be okay.”

So the doctor gives the man the tablets, and the patient asks, β€œDo I have to take ’em every day?”

β€œNo,” replies the doctor, β€œTake one on Monday, skip Tuesday, take one on Wednesday, skip Thursday and go on like that.”

Two weeks later the doctor is walking down the street, and he sees the redneck’s wife.

β€œHello Mrs Jones,” he says, β€œHow’s your husband?”

β€œOh, he died of a heart attack,” says Mrs Jones.

β€œI’m very sorry to hear that,” says the doctor, β€œI thought if he took those tablets he would be all right.”

β€œOh, the tablets were fine,” says Mrs Jones,…

β€œIt was all the dang skipping that killed him!”

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