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~~~ Joke 1 ~~~
A naked woman jumps into a taxi.
The taxi driver stares at her, looking her over from top to bottom.
The woman is offended and asks the taxi driver, “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The taxi driver responds: “Oh, it’s not the fact that you’re naked that bothers me.”
“Then why are you looking at me that way?” she retorts.
“Well, ma’am, I’m looking at you and thinking,”…
“Where the heck is this lady keeping the money to pay for this ride?”
~~~ Joke 2 ~~~
A family went to a nudist camp for their vacation.
The son came back to the tent and shouted, “Wow Mom! You should see some of those girls. They have got these HUGE…..”
His mother cuts him off, “Yes, well, the larger they are, the dumber the woman.”
The next day, the boy comes running back to the tent again and says,
“You won’t believe some of the guys out there. They have this HUGE…”
Once more, his mother interupts, “Yes, well, like I said, the bigger they are, the dumber the man.”
“Really,” said the boy, frowning with puzzlement. “We might be in trouble, Mom.”
“Why do you say that?” she enquires
He responds, “Because Dad’s out there talking to a really stupid girl,”…
“And he’s getting dumber by the minute.”
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