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A man is praying to god, and asking him questions – God’s final reply is brutal!
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A man is praying in church.
He looks up to heaven and says, βGod, could you answer a question for me?β
βOf course, my son,β says God, βWhat would you like to know?β
βGod, what is a million years to you?β
βWell,β says God, βA million years to me is as a second.β
βHmm,β says the man. βI guess I understand.β
βSo what is a million dollars to you then?β
βMy son,β God says, βA million dollars to me is as a penny.β
βHmm,β says the man.
He goes back to praying.
After a little while the man looks up again,…
βGod,β he asks, βCan I have a penny?β
βSure,β God says,…
βJust a second.β
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