A man is praying in church.
He looks up to heaven and says, “God, could you answer a question for me?”
“Of course, my son,” says God, “What would you like to know?”
“God, what is a million years to you?”
“Well,” says God, “A million years to me is as a second.”
“Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand.”
“So what is a million dollars to you then?”
“My son,” God says, “A million dollars to me is as a penny.”
“Hmm,” says the man.
He goes back to praying.
After a little while the man looks up again,…
“God,” he asks, “Can I have a penny?”
“Sure,” God says,…
“Just a second.”
