Funny Joke: A cowboy swaggers into a bar and can't help but notice a horse standing in the corner

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A cowboy swaggers into a bar and can’t help but notice a horse standing in the corner.

He says to the bartender, “I’ll take a scotch, please… and what’s with the horse in the corner?”

“See this pile of money?” the bartender says, showing him a jar stuffed full of bills. “If you can make that horse laugh, you can have all of it.”

“Alright,” said the cowboy.

So our hero strutted over to the horse and whispered in his ear.

The horse erupted into some serious horse laughter.

The cowboy walked back to the bar, downed his scotch, grabbed his jar full of money, and left.

A couple of weeks later the cowboy returned to the bar.

The horse was still in the corner.

“Do I get more money if I make him laugh again?” the cowboy asked.

“Heck no!” the bartender said. “See this pile of money?”

He showed him another jar stuffed full of bills. “If you can make that horse cry, you can have all of it.”

“Alright,” said the cowboy.

So he strutted over to the horse, patted his nose, and led him outside to the alley.

The man and the horse were in the alley for just a few minutes.

When they returned, the horse was bawling his eyes out.

The bartender was amazed.

“Can I have my jar full of money?” the cowboy said.

The bartender nodded.

“But before I hand it over, you gotta tell me… How did you do it?”

“Well to make him laugh,” the cowboy said, “I told him that my manhood was a lot bigger than his.”

“You’re kidding,” the bartender said. “So how’d you make him cry?”

“Well,” the cowboy said,…

“When I took him out in the alley, I proved it.”

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