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A chimpanzee walks into a bar and orders a martini.
This totally amazes the bartender, but he thinks, “What the heck, I guess I might as well make the drink.”
He mixes the martini.
He then walks back over to give it to the chimpanzee, and the animal is holding out $20.
Now the bartender is at a loss for words.
He can’t believe that a chimpanzee walked into his bar, ordered a martini, and then actually had $20 to pay for it.
In amazement, he takes the $20 and walks to the cash register to make the change.
While he’s standing in front of the cash register he stops for a second and thinks to himself, “Let me try something here and see if the chimpanzee notices anything.”
He walks back over to the chimpanzee and hands him a dollar change.
The chimpanzee doesn’t say anything, he just sits, sipping the martini.
After a few minutes the bartender just can’t take it anymore.
“You know,” he says to the chimpanzee, “We don’t get too many chimpanzees in here.”
And the chimpanzee says,
“At $19 a drink, I’m not surprised.”
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