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An old farmer once got stopped by a state trooper for speeding.
The officer, determined to make a point about road safety, gave the farmer a stern lecture.
As the trooper was writing up the ticket, he couldn’t help but swat at the persistent flies buzzing around his head.
Observing this, the farmer remarked, “Seems like you’re having trouble with those circle flies, officer.”
Curious, the trooper responded, “Circle flies? Why do you call them that?”
The farmer explained, “They’re often found circling around the rear end of a horse.”
The trooper nodded, only half listening as he continued his paperwork.
However, a moment later, the realization hit him, and he looked up sharply, “Hold on. Are you insinuating that I’m a horse’s rear?”
“Oh no, officer,” the farmer quickly assured him, with a tone of respect. “I would never say such a thing about the police.”
Relieved, the trooper said, “Good.”
The farmer, with a sly smile, added,
“But, it’s pretty hard to fool those circle flies.”
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