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    A priest, a minister, and a rabbi want to see whoโ€™s best at his job.

    So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

    Later they get together.

    The priest begins, โ€œWhen I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his First Communion.โ€

    โ€œI found a bear by the stream,โ€ says the minister, โ€œand preached Godโ€™s holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.โ€

    They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast.

    โ€œLooking back,โ€ he says, โ€œmaybe I shouldnโ€™t have started with the circumcision.โ€
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