Funny (dirty) Joke: The new bride confesses she is not a virgin

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His response to his new brides confession on the wedding night is hilarious!

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On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband,

β€œI have a confession to make.”

β€œI’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.”

β€œOh yeah? queries the husband. Who was the guy?”

β€œTiger Woods, the golfer,” she replies.

The husband nods and says, β€œWell, he’s rich, famous and handsome. I can understand that.”

The couple then does what newly-weds do.

When they finish, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.

β€œWhat are you doing?” asks the wife.

β€œI’m hungry. I’m calling room service.”

β€œTiger wouldn’t do that.”

β€œOh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

β€œHe’d come back to bed and do it a second time.”

The husband drops the phone and takes his wife a second time.

When they finish, he goes back to the phone.

β€œWhat are you doing now?” she asks.

The man replies, β€œI’m still hungry, so I’m going to ring room service for some food.”

β€œTiger wouldn’t do that.”

β€œOh yeah? What would Tiger do?”

β€œHe’d come back to bed and do it one more time.”

The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.

Exhausted after the third romp in the sack, he shuffles back to the phone and starts to dial.

The wife asks, β€œAre you calling room service?”

The man replies,

β€œNo! I’m calling Tiger Woods to find out what’s par for this hole!”

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