Funny (dirty) Joke: George bought new cowboy boots – his wife was not impressed

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An elderly couple, Mildred and George, moved to Texas.

George always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, β€œNotice anything different about me?”

Mildred looked him over and said, β€œNope.”

Frustrated, George stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.
Again he asked Mildred, a little louder this time, β€œNotice anything different NOW?”

Mildred looked up at his naked body and exclaimed,

β€œGeorge, you know what, nothing is different! It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!”

Furious, George yelled, β€œAND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MILDRED?”

β€œNope,” she replied.

β€œIT’S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY COOL NEW BOOTS!”

Without changing her expression, Mildred replied,…

β€œShould have bought a hat, George. Should have bought a hat!”
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