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A woman pregnant with triplets had a hunting accident with a pumpgun.
She was rushed to surgery, but 3 of the bugshot shards could not get removed without endangering the kids, so they remained in her.
Later she delivers 2 boys and a girl, all healthy and well. Time goes by and nobody even thinks about the accident anymore, when they all become teenagers.
Then one day, one of the boys runs to his mum, “Mum, I was standing in front of the toilet, peeing, when suddenly i heard a sharp PLING-sound!”
The mother, remembering the accident tells him not to worry about it, it wouldnt happen again.
The next day, the daughter comes running to her.
“Mum, I was sitting on the toilet, peeing, when suddenly I heard a sharp PLING!”
Again, the mother tells her not to worry, it would never happen again.
Again a day later, the last son came running to his mother.
She said, “I know, you were peeing and you heard a weird sound, right?”
“No…” said the son, scratching his head.
“I was watching one of Dad’s, uhhh, exotic movies, and when I, uhh, got excited,”…
“I somehow shot the cat!”
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