Funny (adult) Joke: I bet you $50 I can make that horse laugh

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A man walks up to an old cowboy near the corral and says,

“You see that horse over there? I bet you $50 I can make him laugh.”

The old cowboy says, “No way you can, partner. My horse is as sour as a rotten lemon. I’ll take your bet!”

So, the man walks over to the horse and whispers in its ear.

The horse snickers, then proceeds to laugh uncontrollably.

The cowboy is in stunned disbelief.

The man walks back to the cowboy and says, “Double or nothing I can make him cry?”

The old cowboy is relieved at a chance to get his money back.

He says, “My horse is as tough as en elephant. You’ll never make him cry. I’ll take your bet!”

The man walks to the horse with his back turned to the cowboy.

After a few moments, the horse lets out an audible sobbing sound, jumps the fence and gallops off.

The cowboy is gobsmacked.

The old cowboy pays the man his money.

He says, “Before you go, partner. I must know, what the heck did you do to my horse?”

The man says, “Well, to make him laugh, I told him that my dong was bigger than his.”

“I can understand how that’d make him laugh,” said the old cowboy,…

“But what did you do to make him cry?”

The man zips his fly up, and says,…

“I proved it.”

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