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~~~ Hilarious Joke of The Day ~~~
During World War Two, German soldiers were rampaging through French villages, seizing food, wine and women.
In one village, everybody fled in advance except for a young man and his ninety-two-year-old grandmother who refused to be driven out by the Germans.
When the German tanks rumbled into the near-deserted village, the soldiers cornered the young man.
‘Bring us food!’ they ordered.
‘All I have left is a loaf of bread,’ he replied meekly.
‘War is war,’ said the soldiers, and they forced him to hand over the last crumbs of bread.
Then they yelled, ‘Bring us wine!’
‘All I have left is less than half a bottle,’ said the young man.
‘War is war,’ insisted the soldiers, and they made him hand over the remainder of the bottle of wine.
Then the soldiers shouted, ‘Bring us a woman!’
‘But there is only one woman left in the village,’ protested the young man.
‘War is war,’ barked the soldiers.
So the young man fetched his ninety-two-year-old grandmother.
The German soldiers took one look at her and said, ‘Uh, yeah, perhaps we will let you off this time.’
‘No way,’ said Grandma as she hiked up her dress,’…
‘War is war.’
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