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The inventor of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gates, St. Peter told Mr. Davidson, “Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven.”
Mr. Davidson thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.”
“Very well,” said St. Peter, and took Mr. Davidson to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God and Mr. Davidson exchange greetings.
Then, Mr. Davidson said to God, “Since you invented women, I’d like to point out a few things.”
God said, “Ah, okay?”
“Well,” said Mr. Davidson, “Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention.”
God replied, “I’m listening.”
Mr. Davidson continues,
“There’s too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.”
“It chatters constantly at high speeds.”
“Most of the rear ends are too soft and have excessive wobble.”
“The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.”
“And the maintenance costs are outrageous.”
God ponders all this for a moment, “You may have some good points there – hold on a minute.”
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results.
The computer whirred and beeped, and eventually it printed out a slip of paper, which God read.
God said, “Where it may be true that my invention has flaws,”
Holding up the slip of paper, God continued,
“According to these numbers,”…
“It is also true, that more men are riding my invention, than yours.”
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