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On a sunny afternoon drive through the winding countryside, a man named Harry and his wife, Linda, found themselves in a bit of unexpected trouble. The trees were a blur as they sped along the open road, enjoying the thrill of the drive a little too much.
Suddenly, the piercing wail of a siren and the flash of red and blue lights in the rearview mirror brought their joyride to a halt. A stern-faced police officer approached their vehicle, and Harry rolled down the window, putting on his most innocent face.
“What seems to be the problem, officer?” Harry inquired, trying to mask his nervousness with a hint of charm.
The officer, unamused by the question, replied firmly, “You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.”
Harry’s eyes widened in feigned shock. “Oh no, sir, I assure you I was keeping it at a steady 65.”
From the passenger seat, Linda chimed in, her voice carrying a tone of matter-of-fact honesty, “Oh, Harry. You know very well you had the pedal to the metal at 80.” Harry shot her a glare that could curdle milk, but Linda seemed unfazed.
The officer, peering at the vehicle, added, “I’m also going to have to issue a ticket for your broken tail light.”
The surprise on Harry’s face was replaced by confusion. “Broken tail light? This is the first I’m hearing of it!”
Linda sighed audibly, “Harry, we’ve had that broken tail light for weeks now.” Another glare was sent her way, colder than the first, but she simply looked out the window, humming softly to herself.
The officer, noting something else amiss, said, “You’re also getting a citation for not wearing your seat belt.”
With a quick, defensive motion, Harry pointed to the seat belt lying across his lap. “I just took it off when you were walking up, that’s all,” he said with a sheepish grin.
“Oh, Harry, who are you trying to fool? You never wear your seat belt,” Linda countered, with a tsk-tsk tone that spouses know all too well.
In a fit of frustration, Harry turned to his wife and bellowed, “Would you please just shut your mouth!”
The officer, now concerned, leaned in towards Linda and asked in a softer voice, “Ma’am, is this how your husband always talks to you?”
Linda paused, her expression suddenly serene, and then replied with a sly twinkle in her eye, “No, officer. Only when he’s drunk.”
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