Funny Joke - Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago

Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago

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Arthur is 75 years old and played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago.

 

One day he arrives home looking downcast. ā€œThat’s it,ā€ he tells his wife. ā€œI’m giving up golf.Ā  My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldn’t see where it went.ā€

 

His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea.

 

As they sit down she says, ā€œWhy don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.ā€

 

ā€œThat’s no good,ā€ sighs Arthur, ā€œyour brother is 85. He can’t help.ā€

 

ā€œHe may be 85,ā€ says the wife, ā€œbut his eyesight is perfect.ā€

 

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

 

He tees up, takes a mighty swing and squints down the fairway.Ā  He turns to the brother-in-law and says, ā€œDid you see the ball?ā€

 

ā€œOf course I did!ā€ Answers the brother-in-law. ā€œI have perfect eyesight.ā€

 

ā€œWhere did it go?ā€ Arthur asks.

 

ā€œI don’t remember.ā€

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