An American on vacation in Paris – Funny Joke

An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning

An American on vacation in Paris is having breakfast at a cafe one morning (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and jam) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him.

The American ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.

Frenchman: โ€œYou American folk eat the whole bread?โ€

American: โ€œOf course.โ€

Frenchman keeps loudly chewing his gum, and says, โ€œWe donโ€™t. In France, we only eat whatโ€™s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, remake them into croissants and sell them to the States.โ€

The Frenchman has a smirk on his face. The American listens in silence.

The Frenchman persists: โ€œDo you eat jelly with your bread?โ€

American: โ€œOf course.โ€

The Frenchman keeps chewing his gum, and says, โ€œWe donโ€™t. In France we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, remake them into jam, and sell the jam to the States.โ€

After a moment of silence, the American then asks: โ€œDo you have sex in France?โ€

Frenchman: โ€œWhy of course we do,โ€ he says with a big smirk.

American: โ€œAnd what do you do with the condoms once youโ€™ve used them?โ€

Frenchman: โ€œWe throw them away, of course.โ€

American: โ€œWe donโ€™t. In America, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into bubble-gum, and sell them to France.โ€

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