A Moth Was Having A Really Bad Awful Horrible Day

A moth enters a dentist’s surgery.


The dentist asks the moth what’s wrong.


The moth says, “I hate my life. My wife hates me, my son is a disappointment, my daughter was the only person in the family I was proud of but she flew off. My boss at my work always makes my day bad.


He would spend all his day to make mine bad. I keep thinking of my last day on this planet, when I will finally fly into a windshield and kill myself.”


The dentist says, “OK, but why didn’t you go to see a psychiatrist?. Why did you come to a dentist surgery?”


And the moth says,


“The light was on.”