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A man is in church praying, and God answers his prayer

    A man is praying in church.

     

    He looks up to heaven and says “God, could you answer a question for me?”

     

    “Of course, my son,” says God, “what would you like to know?”

     

    “God, what is a million years to you?”

     

    “Well,” says God, “a million years to me is as a second.”

     

    “Hmm,” says the man. “I guess I understand. So what is a million dollars to you then?”

     

    “My son,” God says, “a million dollars to me is as a penny.”

     

    “Hmm,” says the man. He goes back to praying, but after a little while he looks up again.

     

    “God,” he asks, “can I have a penny?”

     

    “Sure,” God says. “Just a second.”

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