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A man goes into a confessional box

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A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.


He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.


There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine, Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid their garments.


He hears a priest come in: “Father, forgive me for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to confession and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be.”


The priest replies:


“Get out, you idiot. You’re on my side!”

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