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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

    A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

     

    “Have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

     

    “Well, I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

     

    “On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.”

     

    “So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.”

     

    I yelled, “Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!”

     

    Saint Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?”

     

    “A couple of minutes ago.”

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