A college professor reminds her class of the next day’s final exam saying…
… “Now class, I won’t tolerate any excuses for you not being there tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that’s it, no other excuses whatsoever!”
A smartass guy sitting at the back asks, “What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?”
The whole class do their best to stifle their laughter but can’t help giggling.
When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and says,
“Well, I guess you’d have to write the exam with your other hand.”