A cat dies and goes to heaven

God meets him at the gate and says:


“You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.


The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”.


God says: “Say no more”. Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.


A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven.


God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.


The mice said: “All our lives we’ve had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore”.


God says: “Say no more”. And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.


About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.


The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.


God gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”


The cat yawns and stretches and says:


“Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”