🤣 JOKES OF THE DAY 👉 The golfer had to get an arm replacement – with a womans arm.. 😂 Funny Jokes
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A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital.
Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
The surgeon leaned in and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”
The golfer, wide-eyed, asked, “What’s the bad news, Doc?”
The surgeon replied, “I have to remove your right arm.”
The golfer gasped, “Oh God, no! My golfing is over! Please, Doc, what’s the good news?”
The surgeon smiled slightly and said, “The good news is, I have another arm to replace it with, but it’s a woman’s arm. I’ll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant.”
The golfer nodded and said, “Go for it, Doc. As long as I can play golf again.”
A year later, the surgeon spotted the golfer on the course and asked, “Hey, how’s the new arm?”
The golfer grinned and replied, “It’s fantastic! I’m playing the best golf of my life! The new arm has a finer touch, and my putting has never been better.”
The surgeon, impressed, said, “That’s amazing!”
The golfer continued, “Not just that—my handwriting is neater, I can sew my own clothes, and I’ve even started painting landscapes in watercolors!”
The surgeon, stunned, said, “Unbelievable! I’m so glad the transplant worked out so well. Any side effects?”
The golfer sighed and said, “Well, just one,”…
“Every time I get an erection, my arm falls asleep.” 😅🎨
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