🤣 𝗔𝗗𝗨𝗟𝗧 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗔𝗬! 👉 I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my manhood inside… 😂 𝙁𝙪𝙣𝙣𝙮 𝙅𝙤𝙠𝙚𝙨
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An Australian drover walks into a bar with a 🐊 pet crocodile under his arm.
He puts the croc up on the bar and says, “I’ll make you all a deal. I’ll open this croc’s mouth and place my manhood inside. Then the croc will close his mouth for 1 minute. Then he’ll open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return, each of you will buy me a drink 🍻.”
The crowd murmured their approval.
So the man stood up, dropped his trousers, and placed his credentials in the croc’s mouth.
The croc closed his mouth as the crowd gasped 😲.
But after a minute ⏳, the man grabbed a beer bottle and smacked the croc on the head.
The croc opened his mouth, and the man removed his genitals unscathed, just as promised.
The crowd cheered 🎉, and drinks were delivered.
After several pints, the man stood up again and said, “I’ll pay $100 💵 to anyone willing to give this stunt a try.”
A hush fell over the crowd 🤫.
After a while, a hand went up in the back. A blonde woman timidly spoke up,
“I’ll try it, but you have to promise not to hit me so hard with that bottle!” 🤣
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