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A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. 🎉💄
She spends £15,000 and looks sensational. 😍💷
On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. 📰 Before leaving, she says to the clerk, “I hope you don’t mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?” 🤔
“About 32,” is the reply. 😯
“Nope! I’m exactly 50,” the woman says happily. 😊🎂
A little while later, she goes into McDonald’s and asks the counter girl the very same question. 🍔
The girl replies, “I’d guess about 29.” 😲 The woman responds with a big smile, “Nope, I’m 50.” 😁
Now she’s feeling really good about herself. 💃 She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street. 🍭
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question. 🔥
The clerk responds, “Oh, I’d say 30.” 🤷♀️
Again, she proudly responds, “I’m 50, but thank you!” 😄
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question. 🚏
He replies, “Lady, I’m 78 and my eyesight is going. 👴 Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are.” 😅
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, “What the hell, go ahead.” 🤷♀️
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. 👀 He bounces and weighs each breast, gently pinching each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other. 😳
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, “Okay, okay… How old am I?” 🤨
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, “Madam, you are 50.” 🎯
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, “That was incredible, how could you tell?” 🤯
He shrugs and says,
“I was behind you at McDonald’s.” 😂🍔
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