🤣 ADULT JOKE 👉 He put his hand down her panties and and told her what he felt… 😂🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆
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Larry, an avid hunter from Texas, walked into the local bar one evening and bragged to everyone about his hunting skills.
Larry was undoubtedly a good shot, something all the locals knew.
However, on this evening, there was a hunter from out of state in the bar. He told Larry, “If you’re such a good hunter, why don’t you prove it?”
Larry swigged his beer and said, “You’re on! Put a blindfold on me and I will still be able to recognize any animal’s skin and tell you how it was killed. For every animal I get right, you buy me another beer. Deal?” 🍻
The other hunter thought that there was no way Larry could pull this off, so he agreed to the bet. A small crowd was gathering around them, all excited to see how this would turn out.
The bartender put a blindfold on Larry and made sure that it was secure, and then they walked him over to his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced, “Bear, shot with a .308 rifle.”
The bar patrons gasped – he was right. He was handed a glass of beer, which he downed straight away.
They brought him another skin, one that someone had in their car trunk.
He took a bit longer this time and then said, “Elk, shot with a 7mm mag rifle.” He was right again.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and again, every time earning a round of drinks. 🍺
Finally, he staggered home, drunk out of his mind, and went to sleep.
The next morning, he got up and saw in the mirror that he had one hell of a shiner.
He said to his wife, “I know I was drunk last night, but not drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember it. Where did I get this black eye?”
His wife angrily replied, “I gave it to you. You got into bed and put your hand down my panties. Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly announced,
‘Skunk, killed with an axe.’” 😳💥
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