🤣 JOKES FOR ADULTS 👉 The man had a massive penis so goes to the doctor… 😂💯 😂🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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A man with a 25-inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint. 😩
“Doctor,” he asked, in total frustration, “is there anything you can do for me?” 😖
The doctor replies, “Medically, son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you.” 🧙♀️
So the doctor gives him directions to the witch. 🗺️
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. “Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You’re my last hope!” 🥺
The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, “I think I may be able to help you. 🤔
Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic.
You say to the frog, ‘Will you marry me?’ When the frog says ‘no,’ you will find five inches less to your problem.” 🐸✨
The man’s face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. 🌲💨
He called out to the frog, “Will you marry me?” 💍
The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, “NO.” 🙅♂️
The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. 😲
“WOW,” he screamed out loud, “This is great!” 🎉
But at 20 inches it was still too long, so he asked the frog again. “Frog, will you marry me?” the guy shouted. 📣
The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, “NO!” 🙄🙅♂️
The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. 😃
The man laughed, “This is fantastic.” 😂
He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. 15 inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. 🤔
Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, “Frog, will you marry me?” 😁
The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, “How many times do I have to tell you?…
…NO, NO, NO!!” 😡🙅♂️
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