🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 He confessed he almost had an Affair with a Married Woman 😂🤣
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A married man went into the confessional and said to his priest, “I almost had an affair with another woman.” 😬
The priest said, “What do you mean, almost?” 😕
The man said, “Well, we got undressed, naked, and rubbed together, but then I stopped.” 😳
The priest said, “Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You’re not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box.” 🙏💵
The man left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. 🤔🚶♂️
The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, “I saw that, you didn’t put any money in the poor box!” 😠
The man replied, “Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!” 😂💸
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