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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. 🦅
The waitress asks them for their orders. 🍔
The man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” 🍟
“I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. 🥤
A short time later, the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40, please,” and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment. 💵
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again, and the man says, “A hamburger, fries, and a coke.” 🍔
The ostrich says, “I’ll have the same.” 🥤
Again, the man reaches into his pocket and pays with the exact change. 💵
This becomes routine until the two enter again.
“The usual?” asks the waitress. 🍽️
“No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato, and a salad,” says the man. 🥩
“Same,” says the ostrich. 🥗
Shortly, the waitress brings the order and says, “That will be $52.80.” 🍽️
Once again, the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table. 💰
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. “Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?” 🤔
“Well,” says the man, “several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket, and the right amount of money would always be there.” 🧞♂️
“That’s brilliant!” says the waitress. “Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!” 💡
“That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,” says the man. 🚗
The waitress asks, “What’s with the ostrich?” 🦅
The man sighs, pauses, and answers,
“My second wish was for a tall chick with long legs who agrees with everything I say.” 😆
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