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So there’s this guy, and his best friend in the world is his pet duck. 🦆 They’re inseparable—everywhere he goes, the duck goes too. One day, they decide to catch the latest blockbuster at the movie theater. As he approaches the ticket counter, the lady selling tickets gives him a stern look and says, “Hard no, you’re not taking that duck into my theater!” 😠
Determined to see the movie, the guy goes around the corner, stuffs the duck down the front of his pants, and sneaks him into the theater. 🎟️🍿 He finds his seat, and about 20 minutes into the movie, the duck starts getting restless and squirming around. 🦆😬
Desperate to calm his feathery friend, the guy unzips his pants just enough for the duck to stick his head out and breathe. 🦆😅 The lady sitting next to him notices the movement and elbows her husband, whispering, “Honey, the guy next to me just unzipped his pants!” 😳
Her husband, trying to watch the movie, replies, “Just ignore him, honey.”
“But his thing is sticking out!” she insists.
“Just ignore him, honey,” the husband repeats, trying to keep his eyes on the screen.
“Well I would,” she huffs, “but it’s eating my popcorn!” 🍿🦆😂
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