🤣 𝗝𝗼𝗸𝗲𝘀 𝗢𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗮𝘆 🎉 𝘿𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙮 𝘿𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙇𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩𝙚𝙧 😂
⬇️ 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗝𝗢𝗞𝗘 ⬇️
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A monkey is chilling in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard strolls by.
The lizard looks up and asks, “Hey, what are you doing?”
The monkey replies, “Just smoking a joint. Come on up and join me.”
So, the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey, and they share another joint.
After a while, the lizard says his mouth is super dry, so he heads to the river for a drink.
At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans over too far and falls in.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to help the lizard to the shore.
Curious, the crocodile asks, “What’s up with you?”
The lizard explains, “I was up in the tree, smoking a joint with the monkey. My mouth got dry, and I was so wasted that I fell into the river trying to get a drink!”
Intrigued, the crocodile decides he has to see this for himself.
He walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is still perched, finishing another joint.
The crocodile looks up and shouts, “Hey, MONKEY!”
The monkey looks down, wide-eyed, and says,
“DUUUDE, HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU DRINK?!”
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