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🤣 In this hilarious tale, a bank manager faces an unconventional bet that takes an unexpected turn! Watch the comical journey unfold as Mrs. Smith puts $200K on the line, challenging the shape of the manager’s most intimate assets. Will he come out a winner, or is this a gamble gone wrong? Subscribe for more laugh-out-loud stories!
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An old lady walks into the bank with $300k in cash. She expresses her desire to open an account and deposit the money, placing a substantial pile of bills on the counter.
The Banks manager, Mr. Barry, notices and offers to assist her, inviting her to his office. As they begin the account-opening paperwork, the manager starts inquiring about the origin of the large sum.
“Mrs. Smith, we’re delighted to have you as a client, but regulations require us to investigate the source of significant amounts of money. Would you mind sharing where it comes from?”
“It’s simple; I’m quite skilled at betting.”
“Betting? Like sports betting?”
“No, I usually bet on less common matters.”
“Such as?”
“Well, maybe you’d like to take me up on one of these bets. I wager $200k that your balls aren’t round but square.”
The manager is taken aback. “You mean my testicles?”
“Yes, your testicles. I bet $200k they are square.”
Confident that his anatomy is not in question and intrigued by the potential winnings, the manager agrees, “Okay, Mrs. Smith, you’ve got yourself a bet.”
The lady proposes bringing a notary to witness the wager to avoid disputes. They agree to reconvene the next morning.
That night, the manager, wanting to double-check, gazes at his own anatomy in the mirror. Assured of his anatomy’s shape, he eagerly contemplates how to spend the winnings.
The next day, Mrs. Smith arrives at the office with a man accompanying her. The trio heads to the manager’s office, where the lady instructs him to drop his pants and underwear. A bit nervous, he complies.
Mrs. Smith asserts, “I need to check with my own hands to ensure – it’s a substantial amount wagered, you understand.”
The manager, realizing the significance of the wager, agrees. Mrs. Smith examines closely, stating, “Yes, I think they might be round.” Simultaneously, the notary starts banging his head against the wall.
Perplexed, the manager asks, “What’s wrong with him?”
“I told you I was good at betting, Mr. Barry. I may have lost $200k to you,”…
“But yesterday I bet this gentleman $500k that by this morning, I would have the Bank of Somerset manager’s balls in my own hands!”
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