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An overweight guy is watching TV.
A commercial comes on for a program that guarantees weight loss of 10 pounds in a week, so the guy signs up for it.
The next morning an incredibly beautiful woman is standing at his door in nothing but a pair of running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me, you can have me.”
As soon as he sees her, she takes off running. He tries to catch her but is unable. This continues for a week, at the end of which, the man has lost 10 pounds.
After this, he tries the next weight loss plan – 15 pounds in a week.
The next morning an even more beautiful woman is standing at the door, in similar conditions. The same happens with her as the first woman, except he almost catches her.
This continues for a week, at the end of which, he weighs 15 pounds less. Excited about this success, he decides to do the 20 pounds master program.
Before he signs up, he is required to sign a waiver and is warned about the intensity of the plan. Still, he signs up.
The next morning, waiting at the door, is a hulking 300 pound muscle man with nothing but a pair of running shoes, hung like an elephant, and a sign around his neck that says,…
“If I catch you, you’re mine!”
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