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A well-dressed drunk man walks into a bar.
He approaches the bar and shouts: “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!”
The bartender pours all the drinks. The whole bar cheers and they all drink.
Afterwards, the bartender hands the bill to the man, who just shrugs and says “Oh, I didn’t bring my wallet with me tonight. Sorry!” The bartender proceeds to beat the living daylights out of the man and throws him out.
The next night, the same man stumbles into the bar. “Bartender!” the man happily shouts as he approaches, “A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!”
The bartender thinks, ‘This guy can’t be that stupid. I hope for his sake that he came to pay for last night’s drinks too. Also I feel pretty bad about beating him up yesterday, so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt.’
So he pours all the drinks, the whole bar cheers, and they all drink. The bartender hands the bill to the man, and he again shrugs and says, “Oh, I forgot my wallet again. Sorry!” The bartender proceeds to beat the man even harder than before and kicks him out.
On the third night in a row, the bartender can’t believe his eyes when he sees the man return. “Bartender! A drink for everyone, and a drink for me!”
The bartender is fuming and grins sardonically. “What? No drink for me tonight?”
The drunk looks at him and says,
“No way man, you get too violent when you drink.”
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