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Five surgeons from big cities are attending a medical convention and discussing which kind of person makes the best patient to operate on.
The first surgeon, a woman from Philadelphia, says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second, a man from Dallas, replies, “Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded.”
A third surgeon from Boston adds, “No way! I think librarians are the best! Everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth, from Phoenix, says, “I’ve always liked mechanics. They always understand when you have a few parts left over.”
The final surgeon, from Washington DC, dismisses all the others and sets them straight.
“You’re all wrong,” he says. “Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no balls, no brains, and no spine,”…
“Also, the head and ass are interchangeable!”
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