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Dirty Joke: She wanted to make love in the kitchen

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    One morning, as I stumbled into the kitchen half-awake, I found my partner standing there, elegantly preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.

    The only thing she was wearing was her comfy ‘T’ shirt she normally slept in.

    Out of the blue, she turned to me with a soft voice and said, “You must make love to me right now!”

    My eyes widened with excitement and I thought, “Am I still dreaming or is this my lucky day?”

    Without wasting another moment, I embraced her passionately and gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

    After our unexpected rendezvous, she casually said, “Thanks,” and went back to the stove, with her ‘T’ shirt still draped around her neck.

    Happily, yet slightly puzzled, I couldn’t help but ask, “What was all that about?”

    She replied dryly,

    “The egg timer’s broken.”
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