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One morning, as I stumbled into the kitchen half-awake, I found my partner standing there, elegantly preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast.
The only thing she was wearing was her comfy โTโ shirt she normally slept in.
Out of the blue, she turned to me with a soft voice and said, โYou must make love to me right now!โ
My eyes widened with excitement and I thought, โAm I still dreaming or is this my lucky day?โ
Without wasting another moment, I embraced her passionately and gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.
After our unexpected rendezvous, she casually said, โThanks,โ and went back to the stove, with her โTโ shirt still draped around her neck.
Happily, yet slightly puzzled, I couldnโt help but ask, โWhat was all that about?โ
She replied dryly,
โThe egg timerโs broken.โ
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