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Dirty Joke: Saint Peter asks the Nuns if they have ever sinned – he is shocked by their replies!

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    Four nuns pass away and arrive in heaven.

    Saint Peter welcomes them and asks the first nun if she has ever sinned.

    She confesses, “Yes, I once glanced at a man’s private parts.”

    Saint Peter kindly instructs her to cleanse her eyes by visiting the nearby fountain.

    As she finishes, the gates of heaven swing open, granting her entry.

    Saint Peter then turns to the second nun and inquires about her sins.

    She admits, “I once touched a man’s private parts.”

    Saint Peter advises her to cleanse her hands at the fountain.

    After doing so, the gates open wide, allowing her passage into heaven.

    Just as Saint Peter is about to question the third nun, the fourth nun suddenly rushes up to him, pleading,

    “May I quickly gargle the fountain water before Sister Mary has to wash her ass in it?”
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