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A couple of lovers were in the midst of action in bed when suddenly they heard a noise at the door. The woman panicked and said to her lover, ‘My husband, my husband is here! Jump out of the window!’
Without thinking twice, the lover jumped naked out of the window and landed in some bushes. He quickly got up and joined a marathon that was happening on the street. He ran alongside the other runners, trying to blend in despite his total nudity.
In the middle of the race, another runner noticed and asked, ‘Hey, buddy, what’s your participant number?’
The lover, with a serious expression, replied, ‘Well, I don’t actually have a number today…’
The other runner, surprised, continued, ‘Why are you running barefoot then?’
The lover responded, ‘Well, I need to air out my feet; the doctor recommended staying cool because of my hypertension. If I don’t, I start feeling unwell.’
The runner was still amazed, ‘But why aren’t you wearing a shirt?’
The lover explained, ‘The breeze on my body is good for circulation. It helps with my hypertension. But don’t worry, we’ll reach the finish line together!’
The other runner finally said, ‘But what about the lack of pants or underwear?’
The lover, without losing his composure, replied, ‘Oh, that’s because I need to keep this area well-ventilated. If not, my hypertension could cause stomach problems and other inconveniences…’
The incredulous runner said, ‘I see, so the condom is in case it rains, right?'”
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