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A pastor’s wife decided to get him a bicycle for his birthday to help him start a fitness routine.
The pastor gave it a shot, but after a few weeks of a regular routine, he realized it probably wasn’t his thing.
One day he was riding past a freshly mowed lawn and a young man sitting on the porch.
The young man said, “Hey preacher, good to see you getting your ride in!”
The pastor stops to catch his breath and say, “Thanks, but I don’t think I’ll be riding much longer, it’s not my thing.”
The young man replied, “That’s a shame, it’s a real nice bike.”
The pastor looks over at the mower and says, “You have a nice mower, looks brand new.”
The young man replies, “Well, I only used it a few times, but I just recently found out I’ll have to move to a city for my job and won’t have a lawn to mow.”
“Wait a minute!” the young man says, “What about a trade? I won’t need my mower in the city, and you don’t want your bike.”
The pastor thinks for a second and says, “Done!”
The next week, the pastor gets out his nearly new mower to try it out.
But try as he might, he just couldn’t get it started.
He had been yanking the cord with all his strength for 5 minutes straight when he sees the young man riding by on the bicycle.
He calls out, “Hey, this mower you gave me won’t start!”
“Did you cuss it out real good?” asked the young man.
“What? Heavens no!” the pastor exclaimed.
The young man explained, “Well, it doesn’t start unless you cuss it out first.”
“Son,” the preacher said, “I’m a man of the cloth, I have to set an example for my flock. I don’t use profanity, and in fact it’s been so long, I probably don’t remember how!”
“Well,” the young man says as he rides away, “You just keep pulling that cord,”…
“It’ll come back to you soon enough!”
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