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A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.”
“What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?”
She answered, “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative. He kept telling me how great it was going to be.”
“Husband #2 was in software services. He was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me.”
“Husband #3 was from field services. He said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn’t get the system up.”
“Husband #4 was in telemarketing. Even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver.”
“Husband #5 was an engineer. He understood the basic process, but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.”
“Husband #6 was from finance and administration. He thought he knew how, but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.”
“Husband #7 was in marketing. Although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.”
“Husband #8 was a psychologist. All he ever did was talk about it.”
“Husband #9 was a gynecologist. All he did was look at it.”
“Husband #10 was a stamp collector. All he ever did was… God, I miss him!”
She concluded, “But now that I’ve married you, I’m really excited!”
“Good,” said the new husband, “but, why?”
“You’re a lawyer. This time I know I’m going to get really screwed!
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