🤣 A dirty joke that’ll make you laugh out loud! – The funniest jokes, humor & comedy ever told! 🤣
Created by https://jokesoftheday.com ✔️
🌟 Don’t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL’d! 🌟
Tell this joke to your friends, or SHARE it, to make them laugh, too!
Thanks for watching our joke of the day – we hope you laughed! 👍🏻
👇 Read The Funny Joke 👇
〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️
On a farm in Nebraska, a farmer was having an issue with his parrot.
His parrot was getting into the chicken coop and having his naughty way with all the hens.
It was happening so much that they stopped laying eggs.
The angry farmer told the parrot, “If you bump uglies with any of my chickens again, I’m going to pluck every last feather out of your head!”
The next day, the farmer wakes up to find the parrot humping another hen.
The farmer snatched the parrot up, and to his word, plucked every feather out of his head.
Later that night, the farm was hosting a formal dinner.
The farmer’s wife thought it would be a unique touch for the parrot to greet everyone as they came in, and to tell them where to go.
So as the guests arrived, the parrot would say, “Ladies to the left! Gentlemen to the right!”
After a while of the parrot repeating it over and over, he spots two bald men entering.
“Ladies to the Left! Gentlemen to the right!,”…
“And you two chicken humpers get up here with me!”
😃 😄 😁 😆 😅 😂 🤣
〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️〰️
🌟 Don’t forget to LIKE and SUBSCRIBE if you LOL’d! 🌟
#jokesoftheday #dirty #jokes
