Dorothy and Edna, two elderly widows, are talking.
Dorothy says, “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.”
“I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Edna replies, “Well, I’ll warn you about what happened last week!”
“George showed up at my apartment punctually at 7 P.M, dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers!”
“Then he took me downstairs, and what’s there but a luxury car… a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all.”
“Then he took me out for dinner… a marvelous dinner. Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.”
“Then we went to see a show.”
“Let me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!”
“But then we were coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL!”
“Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and took his way with me two times!”
Dorothy exclaims, “Goodness gracious!”
“So you are telling me I shouldn’t go out with him?”
Edna smiled,
“No, no, not at all. I’m just saying,”…
“Wear an old dress.”
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